drunk-stonedanddizzy:

How I eat the pussy.

drunk-stonedanddizzy:

How I eat the pussy.

(via marina-and-the-hymens)

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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(via marina-and-the-hymens)

kingjaffejoffer:

laughing at how CNN went into one of the looted businesses in Ferguson and spoke to the owner. the reporter started asking all these leading questions that were clearly setting up answers that expressed anger that their businesses were broken into. 

The owner was like “actually I just want justice for Mike Brown im not worried about material things”

(via marina-and-the-hymens)

What I expect the 12th Doctor to be like

crowley-has-the-phone-box:

Inviting a new companion to join him

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"Oh my god, Doctor, where are we?"

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Looking for the TARDIS after losing it on an alien planet 

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Fighting a Dalek

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Accidentally creating a paradox that is about to rip a hole in the fabric of Space and Time

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I have a good feeling about the new Doctor, ladies and gentlemen

(via juiceeortiz)

kaz-miller:

"girl-crush"

"man-crush"

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(via our-blades-are-sharp)

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

(via khansherbatch)

  • Glamour UK: What do you get riled up about in a feminist context?
  • Gillian Anderson: A lot. I have feminist bones and when I hear things or see people react to women in certain ways I have very little tolerance.
  • Glamour UK: But don't you feel sorry for modern men? Not knowing whether they should help us with our bags and open doors for us or whether we'll see it as an affront?
  • Gillian Anderson: No. I don't feel sorry for men.

mermandos:

y’all try to find the tiniest reason to not support sj/feminism like “oh wow a troll blog once said eating chinese food is cultural appropriation haha sorry i guess i don’t support trans rights at all anymore”

(via dogslug)

  • me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion

Anonymous said: What's your opinion on goblin dicks? What about worgen?

dogslug:

frostbitch:

GOBLINS HAVE DICKS??? ALSO NO TYING THE KNOT THANK U

You bet your sweet ass they do.